Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6'2", Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (according to him).

Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, nice or whatever. He spends most of his time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, Princess Tinkles. Danny also has an unnamed medical condition that causes him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in his own presence.